FACT: Marijuana is the Gateway Drug to Twinkies
It’s a well known fact that smoking marijuana can lead to a dependency on Twinkies. If medical marijuana were legalized in Massachusetts, the increase in Twinkie consumption could possibly lead to shortages of Twinkies across the Bay State, much as Boston suffers from a shortage of Twinkies every September during and following the Boston Freedom Rally.
Without Twinkies, we Massachusetts residents will be forced to eat Snowballs and other undesirable snacks that are left behind on store shelves.
Do you really want your children growing up in a world without Twinkies?
Vote NO on Question 3.